<i>Ok, so it's slow.</i>
It's beyond slow. It's uselessly slow.
<i>I'm sure it's still faster than driving.</i>
Actually? Off peak, it isn't. And I can go to Port Washington in 5 minutes and get a much faster train. If I were near mineola, ditto. Near Syosett, ditto.
It's simply to slow to attract riders, which, you'll notice, the OB line doesn't. It has the 2nd lowest ridership of the system (West hempstead is the lowest), but more than 2X as many stops as WH, thus it has a lower density of riders (i.e., fewer riders at each stop).
<i>Also, the DMs have been doing much better.</i>
Yeah, they're not melting to the ground monthly like they were. They're STILL only getting 1 - 2 DM runs a day per loco, and they're still quite unreliable. The low utilization means they're costing the LIRR a LOT of money to keep. And let's face it, the 710 prime mover is simply not designed for start stop operation - the LIRR's DMs are the only place where they're used for this.
<i> If people hate switching trains so much, then they should just run more direct to NYP. </i>
Apparently, the DMs for whatever reason aren't being used off peak for a reason, and I suspect it's they're too expensive to run.
I have heard a <b>rumor</b> that the LIRR's looking to drop the third rail gear on the DMs altogether now. It makes sense - it's a lot of maintenance for a feature that doesn't work very well and isn't used much anyway.