Schuylkill River Passenger Rail Authority

Schuylkill River Passenger Rail Authority
Discussion relating to Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (Philadelphia Metro Area). Official web site can be found here: www.septa.com. Also including discussion related to the PATCO Speedline rapid transit operated by Delaware River Port Authority. Official web site can be found here: http://www.ridepatco.org/.

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Re: Schuylkill River Passenger Rail Authority

by scratchyX1
Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:20 pm

JeffK wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 11:49 am
zebrasepta wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 4:28 pm SRPRA applies for federal funding

https://patch.com/pennsylvania/phoenixv ... eral-funds
Which of course was met with the inevitable barrage of "It'll bring crime", along with boggling comments about that &**#$! episode of The Simpsons.

The only thing Mike Judge got wrong in Idiocracy was setting it 500 years in the future.

But are fine with more freeway lanes, so the stolen vans actually used for crime can better access their enclaves...

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Re: Schuylkill River Passenger Rail Authority

by JeffK
Wed Mar 29, 2023 12:05 pm

scratchyX1 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:20 pm But are fine with more freeway lanes, so the stolen vans actually used for crime can better access their enclaves...

They believe that criminals take a bus or train to Walled-in Pond Acres, walk to one of the mansions, grab Bryce's golf clubs and Muffy's silver, haul their loot back to the station on foot, and wait for the next express.