by CSX-COAL HAULER
Have you heard this one? There was a new guy who was working out of Tilford yard in Atlanta the other day when they needed to set out one flat lumber car that was loaded-it had bad brakes on it. Well he moved the flat car over to a track that the yard master had given him and he was about to pull out when a car inspector walked up and was making small talk and trying to help the guy out. The car inspector suggested that he leave another car with the bad one and the new guy cut him off quickly and said "HEY BUDDIE, I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING-I JUST GOT OUT OF THAT CONDUCTORS SCHOOL LAST MONTH-so the car inspector did not bother the man anymore. The young conductor pulled his cut out of that track and went and put his train back together. About 15 minutes later that Heavy loaded lumber car rolled out and traveled about 1/2 mile and got up to around 15 mph and finally coupled up to a engine sitting still. IT HIT SO HARD THAT THE FLOOR IN THE SD-70 BUCKLED-I smell a big payday for those guys.