"Unsentimental Commute"
(Tune: "Sentimental Journey")
(written aboard Fitchburg Line train 402, operated by Keolis for the MBTA Commuter Rail, December 4, 2014, with the last four lines added a little later)
Goodness me! It's just a little train set:
Only five one-level cars.
Some official mustn't have a brainlet --
Overcrowding will be ours!
[repeat]
Seven, that's the number needed --
Seven! It would really seem like Heaven
If everyone could have a seat --
Oh, what a treat!
We don't need this standing aggravation.
Proper planning should be done.
Can't we have more public transportation
with a seat for everyone?!
-- Subversifier (Stephen T. Wagner)