Chris and Tadman, speaking of brain dead people who work for newspapers, I have a story for you. Approximately twenty five years ago, for a few months I dated someone who used to work as a general assignment reporter for the local newspaper here. Sometime after we broke up and were no longer dating, I saw this woman at the local branch of Barnes & Noble talking with some friends. This woman was complaining about being assigned to cover the Miss Arkansas pageant. She had nothing good to say about the contestants. She said they were all shallow, superficial, empty-headed, brain dead women who were obsessed with makeup and clothes. I jokingly asked why she was complaining about the contestants because I thought she would fit right in with women like that. She got mad and cussed me out so I walked away.